I am the Existential Crisis
I'm Mallory. I'm gender fluid. I'm bi. I'm 16. I post whatever I want on this blog so prepare yourself, you sweet little cupcake you, for an abundance of angst, activism, and tasteless humor. ♡♥♡♥

timelordridingintheimpala:

Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…

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abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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reblogging for that ^^

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)


lyxdelsic:

the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because

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yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”

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oops i guess thats all of you

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i..

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didnt you use the internet to create this website…?

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breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!

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what

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are you even..?

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yeah people that try to make friends are goths

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wow

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WOW

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

(Source: wescalou)

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

(Source: dailymegaten)

ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

(Source: vagabondedlife)

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker)


altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey)


allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river.Lisa See, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (via bookmania)
I’m a sucker for somebody who’s just classically good looking, right? I always end up just staring at themMatty Healy (via healydanes)

(Source: healydanes)